K-Shot: I’m Open To the Governorship
Last night at 1 in the morning I woke my wife and asked her if she’d be interested in being the first lady of New York State. I explained to her that despite our regular disagreements and rocky patches, the fact that I had been faithful to her (and she to me) made us uniquely qualified to be the first couple and run the unweildy behemoth that is New York.
I also assured her that even though our cat sometimes sleeps with us at the foot of the bed, the press would not grab hold of that and splash it on the front page, portraying it as some kind of unseemly threesome.
I await calls from the state party chairpersons, as fidelity is non-partisan and it seems that the pickings are slim.
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The Falcon has determined you already screwed up your NY guber-run LK. You forgot about PETA. PETA will not be happy to know your cat is forced into a subservient postion on your bed. Cat not good enough to share a pillow? Cat must lay at the “back of the bed?” You can see how they will run with this. And, god help you if your cat is (gasp) BLACK!